A Tale as Old as Time: Stay in Your Lane
- Fish
- Jan 28
- 1 min read
A lesson as old as time: stay in your lane. Oliver Moore just celebrated his 21st birthday by getting pummeled by a 6'3", 218-lb Russian. I mean, that’s how all 21st birthdays should end—being escorted out with a couple of cuts after a goofy tilt. Good on ya, Alexander Nikishin, for serving it to Moore there, because we have too many short kings in this world who think they can fight. Us big boys will always knock ’em out and bloody them up on the way out.
Oliver, buddy—you’re listed at a generous 5'11", maybe 187 lbs. Don’t be barking up the wrong tree. Just stay in your lane, and maybe this won’t happen to you.
Honestly, we need more moments like this. Everyone thinks they can fight until they run into the wrong guy. Fellas, if you’re under 5'11", don’t come after us. As someone who is 6'2", 235–240 and lean, we will knock you out, and you better hope someone steps in before real damage happens. Everyone’s tough until they get hit in the mouth, so just stay in your lane.
It’s not just fighting right now—it’s life in general. Stay in your lane. Stop liking the same 10 girls on Hinge; buddy, it’s just not gonna work. Stop sliding into the same DMs (sup @Tate McRae). Boys, lesson learned: don’t bark up the wrong tree, or you’ll get served. Also, don’t mess with me, because I can kick most of your asses, by the way.
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